Usually
you don’t see appraisals of the squad and which players you think we should
keep for next season, until all 38 games have been played but as we have been
relegated since more or less October, we have all had a lot of time to think
about it, even though as I write, there are still four games to go. None of those games are relevant though
because we are already down.
The main question you have to consider is do we want to build a team for next season,
or do we want to build a team with a two-year plan in mind of getting promoted
next season and surviving in the Premier League the year after that? We have a
number of players in the squad who did well last year in the Championship and
would probably do well again next year but they have absolutely sucked this
year. Is this a sort of player we want
to persevere with next season knowing full well that we are going to have to
move them on, should we achieve the aim of getting promoted again? So, here’s
my review as it stands, with some thoughts on whether the player in question will stay and whether I want them to stay or not. There’s also some highlights and lowlights (is that a thing?) that were very much the first thing that popped into my head. The review comes complete with some pictures of good players who we used to have not so long ago…
I would love AARON RAMSDALE to stay because he’s the best goalkeeper
we’ve had for a number of years and considerably better than all of the other
options in the squad. However, he is too good for the Championship, and he
should be allowed to move on as long as we get a decent fee, with our blessing.
There will be part of me that will be a little bit disappointed when he does
move on, but I fully accept that it’s going to happen. Even though the team has sucked this year,
Aaron has kept his standards up and overall, has had a good season and his
value as a goalkeeper won’t have gone down.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 0%
Bothered if he leaves? Expecting it, so
no.
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Starter – first choice for about half of the remaining Prem sides
2024/25 Season Highlight – Everton home game, ridiculous performance
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Broken fingers and decision to join in first place
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 8
With one year left on his contract, ALEX MCCARTHY should certainly be
retained for next season, and I would anticipate in being first choice as you
would expect us not to have a manager who wants to play suicide-ball from the
back. Ironically, he would have been
fine to be first choice this season if Russell Martin had accepted that
suicide-ball from the back wasn’t possible with these players. Decent on crosses and reliable if given a run
of games.
Do I want him to stay? Yes, I guess
Chances of him staying: 100%
Bothered if he leaves? Not really.
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Bench
2024/25 Season Highlight – Getting a new contract
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Newcastle away in the first game, passing to Isak,
setting the tone for Russell Martin’s time in charge.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 4
JOE LUMLEY is out of contract and should be allowed to move on as I see
absolutely no point in having a third-choice goalkeeper who is as old as he is.
You can always bring in an emergency loan should they be needed and one of your
young goalkeepers is not up to it. Good
guy, probably gets his round in and organizes the golf days. Would be a good laugh if you bumped into him
in the pub.
Do I want him to stay? No
Chances of him staying: 50%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Just no
Prem Level? Not in this lifetime
2024/25 Season Highlight – Brighton away performance
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Playing another game after Brighton, namely Chelsea
at home and passing straight to Cole Palmer.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 2
GAVIN BAZUNU proved himself not really good enough for the Championship
last time around, being the worst performing goalkeeper when measuring the
shots he should’ve saved against the ones he actually did. The trend of how
good a goalkeeper is, being judged by how good he is with his feet is not as
popular as it was even a year ago so all that old-fashioned shit like keeping
the ball out of the net, is now more important. Second choice goalkeeper at
best.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 80%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes. Still young
so keep him.
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? Not until he learns that stopping shots is important
2024/25 Season Highlight – Injury recovery, playing again
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Getting injured again out on loan.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
KYLE WALKER-PETERS has let contract run down and will be leaving. Thanks
very much for your time spent at the club Kyle and good luck to you wherever
you go – and it should be to a club at a decent level. It’s a shame that he is
going but I accepted it a long time ago.
He gave us a season in the Championship last time around and that should
be remembered when looking at his time with Saints. Overall, has had a good season, be it on the
right or the left. Will be a solid
acquisition for any Premier League club and running his contract down was
definitely the right thing for him to do as a player.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 0%
Bothered if he leaves? Out of contract
so it’s a given.
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Starter
2024/25 Season Highlight – Consistency in all bar a couple of games
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Low point for everyone that he’s leaving
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 7
JAMES BREE wasn’t good enough for the Championship last time around and
wasn’t good enough for the Premier League this season so therefore I’ll take a
wild stab in the dark that he’s not good enough. A back up player for next
season at best and if he goes elsewhere, I am not going to lose any sleep over
it. I did like the fact he was prepared
to have a shot from outside the box this season, when no one seemed to.
Do I want him to stay? Not really
Chances of him staying: 80%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? Nowhere near
2024/25 Season Highlight – Goalscoring Carabao Cup GOAT
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Seeing his name on a Premier League teamsheet.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 4
RYAN MANNING is decent enough for Championship level but will never be a
regular Premier League player, so it depends on our strategy. He has actually outperformed what I expected
from him this season and there’s not many that I can say that about. Was our best player in a couple of games this
season which is a worry because his ceiling is not that high. If he stays I would
see him as a starter most of the time, but could well end up wherever Russell
Martin rocks up. Probably played more
than expected in the Prem but always has a defensive rick in him when the
pressure is on.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 80%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? In and out of team
Prem Level? No
2024/25 Season Highlight – Locking up Mo Salah
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Playing for Ireland at Wembley when THB scored.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 5
WELINGTON is the perfect player for next season because he will learn
the English game in the Championship but has shown in flashes in the Premier
League that he could step up given a bit more experience, which next season
will give him. I feel that he will
relish the scrap in the Championship. Should have a shout of being first choice
for next season I feel. Ivan Juric
seemed to not trust him but that should certainly not count against him.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 80%
Bothered if he leaves? A bit as there is
more to come
Championship Level? Starter (probably)
Prem Level? Potentially
2024/25 Season Highlight – Debut versus Ipswich away
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Dumb penalty given away at Spurs
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 4
YUKI SUGAWARA has real contradicting traits. A player who seems like a
really nice bloke and you really want him to do well and has the attacking side
to his game. This all jars up against
the fact that he is one of the worst defensive full-backs that I’ve ever seen
in 50 years of watching Saints. No composure, no consistency, panics at the
slightest presence of an opponent and no awareness of anything that’s going on
around him. However decent you are going
forward, you have to at least be able to defend a little bit. Has been linked with clubs in Italy and that
would probably be the best solution all round. Might get away with some of his
defensive madness in the Championship, but I’d be tempted to cash in if we
could get our money back. Not bothered
if he stays or goes.
Do I want him to stay? No
Chances of him staying: 50%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Starter, but will
still be defensively dreadful against the good teams.
Prem Level? No. Bottom six teams can’t have defenders who cannot defend at all
2024/25 Season Highlight – Any interview he’s given
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Anything involving defending – take your pick.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 3
CHARLIE TAYLOR’s signing, even though it was on a free, has been nothing
short of a disaster for whatever reason. To be an experienced Premier League
player and not be able to get into a team as shit as this one was, takes some
doing. Also, it’s three managers who haven’t picked him so clearly something is
very badly amiss. Move him on.
Do I want him to stay? No
Chances of him staying: 30%
Bothered if he leaves? Would anyone
notice?
Championship Level? No idea
Prem Level? No
2024/25 Season Highlight – Getting a contract in the Premier League
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Following Mbeumo about like a puppy
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 1
What’s the point of JUAN LARIOS? Always injured and very small and not
exactly suitable for the physicality of the Championship. The best time for
everyone to go their separate ways and I’m sure he can find a home at a Spanish
club.
Do I want him to stay? No
Chances of him staying: 40%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? NHS
Prem Level? Bupa
2024/25 Season Highlight – Touching the crossbar
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Pick an injury
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a (not available)
I would love TAYLOR HARWOOD-BELLIS to stay and originally, I thought
that his inconsistent performances this season would not have got him a Premier
League move for next year, but changing agent mid-season brought a lot of noise,
and with him winning a full cap for England and being a regular in the under 21
squad, there are still plenty of clubs who would take him. He will, however, probably have the situation
where he’s going to start off a substitute wherever he goes. I feel we
need one of him or Bednarek to stay, but out of those two, I would say that THB
is the least likely. Played well at time
this season but cracks have appeared in his attitude sometimes when appearing
to be too ready to blame other people – maybe though that’s him being a leader
and demanding higher standards. Needs to
sort his barnet out as that’s got progressively worse as the season went on.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 20%
Bothered if he leaves? Accepting –
though talking a good game on Instagram will piss me off after he moves on.
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Starter but need loads more consistency.
2024/25 Season Highlight – England debut and goal
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Initial struggles and blaming everyone else, barnet.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 5 (at a push)
JAN BEDNAREK is one who will do a solid job next season but I do wonder
if he will feel at age 28, that it’s time to move on and try something
different. I hope he stays to be a senior player next season, but I am kind of
indifferent. If he goes, then it will be
thanks for the years that you’ve been here and no hard feelings really. This season, he has often been given the role
of tightly marking whoever the main striker is and has competed well at all
times and has finally developed into a defensive leader. If he leaves, we will need another centre
back to be there for the first contact.
Do I want him to stay? Yes – experienced partner for Ronnie Edwards
Chances of him staying: 70%
Bothered if he leaves? Disappointed but
not surprised
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Starter though gets caught for pace, if out wide at all.
2024/25 Season Highlight – Being made captain and being pretty consistent
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Any time he’s been tested for pace
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 6
ARMEL BELLA-KOTCHAP needs to move for everyone’s sake. I can’t see why
he would want to play in the Championship this season when he didn’t want to two
years ago and I think that there comes a point where you just have to cut the
cord. There is a player in there but he’s not as good as he thinks he is and
I’m done with players who only want to play in the Premier League and then
refuse to play in the Championship when they’ve been largely shit in the
Premier League. Thinking you have some
sort of entitlement when you do nothing to earn anything, is one of the things
that really pisses me off.
Do I want him to stay? No – time to cut losses
Chances of him staying: 30% – only if no offers come in
Bothered if he leaves? Not in the
slightest, will soon be forgotten like Caleta-Car. Lyanco, Salisu etc
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Bench
2024/25 Season Highlight – Undeserved hero’s welcome at St Mary’s
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Being an unused sub 25 times
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 3
JACK STEPHENS will probably be here next season and is having a strong
end to the season, relatively speaking. Assuming he is still around next
season, he will have a job to do as a senior player, but I would hope we could
have a central defensive partnership that was better than having Jack as part
of it. Decent squad player at Championship level but that’s as far as it goes
for me. Wasn’t up to it in the Premier
League this season (when the games mattered) and had a couple of high-profile
instances to losing his shit, probably due to knowing he was struggling. Always capable of the odd good game at
Premier League level but never a prolonged spell of good form.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 90%
Bothered if he leaves? A bit, but I’ll
get over it.
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? Bench at best
2024/25 Season Highlight – Calling the referee and assistants ‘c**ts’
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Not punching Cucurella’s in the face and making the
red card worth it.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 4
NATHAN WOOD should definitely be pushing to be a starting central
defender next season but is yet to display the consistency needed to be
anything more than a backup player in any division. Was probably originally
signed with next season in mind so the chance is there if he can step up to
being a regular starter.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 80%
Bothered if he leaves? I’ll cope – would
be disappointing because potential is there
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? Maybe one day but I don’t think so
2024/25 Season Highlight – Performance at Villa away
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Not kicking on after that Villa game, bombed out by
Juric
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 4
RONNIE EDWARDS form on loan at QPR has been incredibly encouraging and
to find himself in the England Under 21 squad, what was the definite reward for
playing regularly. In my opinion should be ahead of Nathan Wood and Jack
Stephens in the pecking order next season and can see him being a regular
starter, paired with a more senior central defensive partner like
Bednarek. At QPR this season, he’s been
partnered by Steve Cook who is well into his 30s. The almost inevitable departure of THB should
be cushioned by Ronnie’s return.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 90%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Potentially
2024/25 Season Highlight – Performances on loan at QPR
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Russell Martin not giving him a sniff
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
JOACHIM KAYI-SANDA is a 19-year-old Frenchman who is the big hope to
make a mark next season. As he arrived from Valenciennes, another club in the Sport
Republic multi-club model, it would certainly make that seem more like a good
idea that it has done so far. Should certainly be in and around the squad next
season.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 90%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? No way of knowing as yet
2024/25 Season Highlight – Potential benefit of multi-club model
2024/25 Having his transfer arranged by Rasmus Ankersen.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
FLYNN DOWNES of course has struggled at Premier League level, but he
absolutely bossed the Championship last time around and we will need that. Seemed
to get very unsettled towards the middle of the season and clearly didn’t get
on with Ivan Juric, which shouldn’t count against him at all. Some fences appear to have been mended and with a Premier League offer for him
unlikely, based on this season’s performances, he certainly should be one of
the main men next season. If he gets his
head around staying at the club for another crack at the Championship, he will
be huge next year for us.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 70%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Can do it but needs consistency
2024/25 Season Highlight – Brighton away and Palace at home – what we expected.
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Forest away when it looked like he was trying to get
sent off.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 5
SHEA CHARLES, like Ronnie Edwards, will return from a very beneficial
loan spell, this time at Sheffield Wednesday and that could be more significant
than we know right now given the rumours around the current Sheffield Wednesday
manager Danny Rohl being the next man in the St Mary’s hot seat. Sheffield
Wednesday’s Player of the Year should certainly be a regular starter next
season and will be a hell of a lot better than the last time we were in the Championship
where Russell Martin didn’t seem to trust him.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 80%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Potentially
2024/25 Season Highlight – Performances on loan at Sheffield Wednesday
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Having to play at Fratton Park.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
If I could keep one player who is likely to be linked with moves away, it would
be MATTY FERNANDES. The only
diamond unearthed by the summer transfer window from hell. A midfield three of Charles, Downes and
Fernandes would absolutely boss the Championship and that’s what we should be
aiming to set up next season. It is really hard to know what’s going to happen
with Fernandes because there’s been no agent talk and he’s just got on with
churning out decent performance with the shambles all around him. I wonder if he is he the sort of player that
one of the big clubs is going to drop £40 million on because I’m sure we would
demand around that much as a fee? We really should be trying to get him to
commit to next season and it will be very disappointing if he doesn’t, and he
will be very expensive to replace.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 50%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes… but I am
half expecting it.
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Starter
2024/25 Season Highlight – Proving he’s a good level Premier League player
2024/25 Season Lowlight – The shitshow all around him
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 8
WILL SMALLBONE has been exactly what I expected him to be in the Premier
League. Too slow, not athletic enough and injured a fair amount. He will
probably be here next season as a squad option, but he doesn’t get in the
midfield if the three I’ve already mentioned are all here. If we are ever promoted back to the Premier
League then there’s no place for Will, so any decision on him staying or going
for this season has to bear that in mind.
This year he’s been not good enough to start and doesn’t add enough
energy to come on as a sub. Not his
fault he gets asked to play in a two-man midfield – you might as well put him
in goal.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 70%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? No and never will be
2024/25 Season Highlight – Goal at Anfield
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Injuries, sprint speed.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 3
Same goes for JOE ARIBO really who I can see leaving with just the one
year left on his contract. He’s been pretty regular in the team for the last
three years and to be honest, that shows how we’ve fallen with regards to
recruitment. Has had a better Premier
League campaign than last time but he’s still had too many games where he’s
barely raised a jog and always arrives where the ball was two seconds ago. He will be a decent option in the Championship
if he stays, but I’m not bothered if he doesn’t.
Do I want him to stay? No
Chances of him staying: 30% – one year left on contract and you wouldn’t offer
another.
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? Bench at best
2024/25 Season Highlight – Three goals
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Playing centre back from the start of a game and
general ambling about.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 4
ALBERT GRONBAEK arrived on-loan with no real plan of how to use him from
Ivan Juric and looks like a more lightweight version of Fernandes. If Fernandes
goes then we may revisit trying to sign Grønbæk but though not entirely his
fault, he’s not done enough to make anyone really want to go and buy him and if
you can’t get a game for a team that’s this bad, then it’s not exactly a
ringing endorsement. Will be the answer
to a quiz question in the future – “Who did we sign in January 2025?”
Do I want him to stay? Not really
Chances of him staying: 10%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Squad player.
Prem Level? No
2024/25 Season Highlight – Half promising debut away at Ipswich
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Juric deciding that his one signing was never going
to play
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
ADAM LALLANA should retire after a season that has seen him play 45
minutes a couple of times and then no more than 10 minutes for the vast
majority of the time. Entirely predictable from the start of the season but you
always hope that a player who seems to have been permanently injured to see was
23, would be able to stay fit but no. Great career but it’s over now. Coach or nothing.
Do I want him to stay? Not as a player
Chances of him staying: 20%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? U21/First Team Coach
Prem Level? Not unless we rewind time
2024/25 Season Highlight – Getting a playing contract
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Getting injured getting off the bus at Eastleigh in
pre-season
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 3 (Decent when fit which wasn’t often)
LESLEY UGOCHUKWU has been decent this season in a number of games and
certainly not drowned in the sea of shite that has been the first team this
season, whenever he’s been called upon. Russell Martin clearly didn’t rate him
but one of the few good things that Ivan Juric did was to give Lesley more game
time. Good luck for whatever comes next as I’m sure it won’t be at Chelsea, given
that they have about 700 players in his position. I’d happily take him in the Championship
but as Chelsea paid over £30 million for him, that’s not going to happen.
Do I want him to stay? Yes, but it’s not happening
Chances of him staying: 0%
Bothered if he leaves? No, loan player
at end of the day
Championship Level? You don’t get £30m
players in the Championship
Prem Level? Would be good in a good team.
2024/25 Season Highlight – Late goal at West Ham.
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Getting frozen out by Russell Martin
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 6 (Good second half to season)
KURYU MATSUKI is an interesting one to think about. Signed last season
and immediately loaned to Goztepe in Turkey, where he has been a regular as
they’ve had a decent season in the Super Lig. Could he be an example of the
multi-club system actually working in our favour and him now being ready to
make his mark for his parent club. I doubt it but you never know. The most
likely scenario is that he spends another season on loan at Goztepe. Has been linked with moves to German clubs
and if that happens, you have to question the whole multi-club model as either
Saints have signed him to play for Goztepe and then move him on, or we’ve
signed a player who was nowhere near good enough, even for the Championship.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 70%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes – because it
would make me question the whole multi-club model and it’s benefit to us as the
main club.
Championship Level? Probably bench
Prem Level? Impossible to tell
2024/25 Season Highlight – Goztepe general performances and contribution
2024/25 Season Lowlight – None
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
SAM EDOZIE has spent the season out with Anderlecht in Belgium and has
apparently done pretty well and should certainly return to play a prominent
role in the Championship next season. Was a bit unlucky last time around when
he got in the team, started playing well and was then the victim of a dreadful
tackle from that arsehole from Norwich.
Sam certainly has something persevering with.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 80%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Bench
2024/25 Season Highlight – Escaping this shitshow for the season
2024/25 Season Lowlight – knowing he was better than what we signed / kept.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
RYAN FRASER was decent in the Championship and it was absolutely fucking
stupid to sign him for the Premier League in a jobs-for-the-boys move by
Russell Martin which just meant that we were spunking wages out for a year for
absolutely no reason at all. He’s got one year left on his contract so he’s
definitely going be here next year because that’s what he does – sees out his
contracts. If he gets himself fit and on
the pitch however, than the Wee Man will definitely contribute.
Do I want him to stay? Yes, decent squad option next year
Chances of him staying: 100%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? Not any more
2024/25 Season Highlight – Signing a two-year jobs-for-the-boys contract
2024/25 Season Lowlight –Leicester at home – red card and attempts to mark
Fatawu.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 1
KAMALDEEN SULEMANA has been the very definition of all fart no shit. At
least he kept himself fit for a while and played a few games this season and
has on occasions looked very very good until it’s time to pass the ball or
cross it or shoot. He has put in enough eye-catching performances this season
to mean that he will get attention from other clubs and I fully expect him to
go, which is what he would’ve done last time we got relegated had any offers
come in. I feel that he would be
unplayable for a lot of defenders in the Championship but his decision making
would still be dreadful. I just can’t
see him still being here.
Do I want him to stay? No – want someone to give us £20m for him
Chances of him staying: 20%
Bothered if he leaves? As long as money
is half decent – no
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Impact sub
2024/25 Season Highlight – Man United away against Leny Yoro
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Any time he had to pass it or cross it or shoot
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 5
TYLER DIBLING has had a remarkably good season for an 18-year-old
playing in a shit team in his first season in men’s football in the Premier
League. The hard of thinking have been given him a hard time in the second half
of the season because his performances haven’t been as good as they were in the
first half of the season. Maybe it’s the
tiredness, maybe it’s the pressure or maybe it’s the fact he’s only fucking 18. If you think he’s the main contributing
factor as to why the team is shit, then you’re really looking in the wrong
place. Much I would like him to stay, he
will be sold and £100 million price tag that we’ve put on his head, whilst not
realistic, at least stops time wasting clubs like Spurs bidding £25 million. As
far as we are concerned, the good news is that Aston Villa, Manchester United,
Chelsea have all been credited with being interested in Tyler so there’s no way
that we are going to get lowballed by a Daniel Levy piss take offer.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 10%
Bothered if he leaves? A bit though it’s
inevitable, so no point. Hope he goes to a team where he will play.
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? Starter – but not every game
2024/25 Season Highlight – Giving Diogo Dalot and Andy Robertson twisted blood
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Being worn down by the shambles around him
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 7
The loan move of SAM AMO-AMEYAW to Strasbourg would’ve been fine if it
was just a loan, but the fact that it’s an obligation to buy with a pretty
small fee guaranteed in there, is one of them more shit decisions made at
football level prior to the appointment of Johannes Spors, who I don’t think,
would’ve sanctioned that move. I wonder
who did sanction it? Sam of course still
has a lot to prove about moving him on for about £5 million doesn’t on the face
of it appear to make much sense. Rumour has it though that he was point-blank
refusing to sign an extension of his contract and if that’s the case, good luck
to him in the future.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 0%
Bothered if he leaves? No – it’s done
and dusted unless Spors can somehow undo it and he signs a new deal.
Championship Level? Bench
Prem Level? Not for a few years at least
2024/25 Season Highlight – First goal in the Carabao and being loaned to
Strasbourg
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Seeing Fraser, BBD and Cornet brought in to play his
position.
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
Whereas Amo-Ameyaw hasn’t signed a new deal, JAY ROBINSON has, which is
good news. Has been decent at age group
level this season and made a first team debut under Simon Rusk, which was good
to see. Should certainly be in the frame
for some minutes in the Championship next season and there’s a big opportunity
for him, given our inability to get the top end of the pitch sorted out.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 100%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes
Championship Level? Minutes off the
bench
Prem Level? Give it time
2024/25 Season Highlight – Debut against Villa
2024/25 Season Lowlight – None
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
ADAM ARMSTRONG is of course a God at Championship level and scored the
second most important goal in our history to get us promoted at Wembley last
season. That said, he has had three seasons at Premier League level with us and
been shite and now there can be no doubt for anyone that he cannot handle it at
that level, so the question is, do you keep him for the Championship , knowing
that you’re gonna have to move him on if you get promoted, or do you cut your
losses now? His loan move to West Brom
has so far not really gone particularly well and I do wonder if he’ll want to
spend another season in the Championship with Saints, bearing in mind that he
will know that he’s not getting another go in the Premier League if we get
promoted again. Decisions, decisions.
Do I want him to stay? Yes, I’d prefer Adam to some of our other strikers
Chances of him staying: 50%
Bothered if he leaves? No, even though
he would be guaranteed to score against us
Championship Level? Starter
Prem Level? No chance
2024/25 Season Highlight – His crap penalty bouncing back to him against
Liverpool
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Another failure to step up a level
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 3
BEN BRERETON DIAZ really looked like he’d never kicked a football before
in his five months with us. No pace, no work rate, no ball control, no
strength, no nothing. It’s fucking embarrassing that he was one of our main
hopes at the start of the season to step up to the Premier League and give us
something at the top end of the pitch. He’s
gone back to Sheffield United on loan and has done okay and as long as they
cough up the £10 million option to buy, he will be gone and no one in
Southampton will care. I can’t see them
buying him however so who knows?
Do I want him to stay? No
Chances of him staying: 10%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Starter, but I bet
he’d still be shit
Prem Level? Not being able to control it or run is a bit of a drawback.
2024/25 Season Highlight – Diving to get Schar sent off
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Being shit
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 1
CAMERON ARCHER, like Adam Armstrong is a striker that can only do one
thing, which is to play in the channels. If he has a defender in any proximity
to him then he is absolutely fucking useless, horribly lightweight and just
coughs up possession. Seems prone to sulking so I’m not sure he’s the kind of
guy that you want around. Considering
the not insignificant outlay to bring him in, he’s been a shocking signing so
far. We probably need to keep one of him
or Adam Armstrong (I’d prefer Armstrong), but I find it very difficult to
believe that you could play both of them in the same team effectively. It would
almost certainly come back to bite us if we moved him on but if we get offered
a what we paid for him, then I think that’s what we’ll do. If he goes to another Championship club, he
will doubtless score against us.
Do I want him to stay? No
Chances of him staying: 40%
Bothered if he leaves? No
Championship Level? Starter, but not
centrally
Prem Level? No, too limited
2024/25 Season Highlight – Goal versus Arsenal away
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Any time a defender went near him and penalty versus
United
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 3
ROSS STEWART. Remember him? You
would be forgiven for wondering what’s the point. His first start this season away at Arsenal
lasted half an hour before getting injured and being out for another four
months. He comes back, plays a couple of
games for the under 21s, injured again, but he’s recently resurfaced, like the
Loch Ness Monster, possibly. That’s nearly
three seasons now that he’s hardly kicked a ball, so I think you have to accept
that it’s not gonna happen. However, no one is gonna buy him, so we are stuck
with him next year. There is a redemption arc in which he stays fit and scores
a load of goals at Championship level because he certainly good enough to do
that, but let’s face it, the chances of him staying fit are small.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 100% – no one buying with that injury record
Bothered if he leaves? No – but you know
he’d stay fit and score 20 if he did
Championship Level? Starter for 3 games and then NHS.
Prem Level? Bupa
2024/25 Season Highlight – Starting a Premier League game
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Only lasting 20 minutes
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
Tall PAUL ONUACHU certainly had a redemption of sorts this season and will
finish as our top goal scorer which is something you certainly would not have
put money on at the start of the season. Like with Archer and Armstrong, very
limited but with a different set of skills and if you play to his strengths
then he will certainly score goals at Championship level. He’s even had a
relatively decent scoring level in the Premier League this season but of
course, you have to use him in the right way.
If he’d played all season and scored at the same rate as he has done
since he got in the side, then he would have scored roughly the same number of
goals as Liam Delap at Ipswich, and he’s been touted as a £40 million
player. It could be the case that a
reasonable offer from one of the Turkish clubs who were trying to sign him,
will be accepted this summer though I kind of hope that he’s still around
because it always gives you a different option when he’s on the pitch.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 60%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes, a bit.
Championship Level? Starter or Plan B
sub
Prem Level? Useful if used properly.
2024/25 Season Highlight – Winner at Ipswich, header against Forest
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Not playing at start of season
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – 5
That leaves us with another signed and loaned to Goztepe player in the striker JUAN.
I’ll be the first to admit that I know nothing about this guy aside from he has
15 career goals from 112 appearances in Brazil and Turkey, so as he was signed
by Southampton, you would think that we would be the expected destination at
some point? Will he be around next season and will it be a triumph for the
multi club model? Yeah, whatever.
Do I want him to stay? Yes
Chances of him staying: 70%
Bothered if he leaves? Yes – because the
multi club model will need questioning
Championship Level? Over to you Rasmus –
it was your signing.
Prem Level? No way of knowing for sure but very unlikely
2024/25 Season Highlight – Nice trip to Turkey
2024/25 Season Lowlight – Being part of a Rasmus master plan
2024/25 Season Out of 10 – n/a
So there you have it. As far as
building a squad for next year is concerned – It’s guesswork of course and you
can never tell who will want to leave and who we can’t get rid of. The most telling thing for me is the number
of players that I’m not bothered about if they leave or not. Big summer ahead.
Up the Fucking Johannes Spors
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